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math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.
I don’t really know how people have time for a relationship.
I don’t even have time to do my homework.
roses are red
violets are blue
sunflowers are yellow
i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts
(via mmmaecy)
How my friend asked me to prom! He came over to my house to surprise me. The red thing is actually a mail box and when I opened it, it said Prom and all the note cards (about 100 of them!) each gave a reason on why I should be his date *O* ahhhhh.
Payphone - Maroon 5 ft. Wiz Khalifa (Jayesslee Cover) (by Jayesslee)
i jizzed myself.. while playing LoL
(via susaaan)
“She was born on September 23, 2010. She has always been a smiley girl since the day she was born.”
(Source: myung-myung96, via ericavidaallo)
I wish I drove already
I hate depending on everyone for a ride.. I feel bad for asking but it’s like my only hope for transportation
